Save me from my Self Destruction

I had absolutely nothing to do so I made a blog! I hope I don't bore you to death! I'm very good at complaining about everything and obsessing over stuff.

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scottylovesyou:

ofmiceandashley:

All Time Low and Pierce The Veil

you can see the “we skipped prom for this!” sign on the left!

moshquitoes:

When I have nothing else to do, I do this c:

notflavio:

mishawinsexster:

behold a collection of the ugliest shoes ever

what the hell did i log onto

bitch-i-might-be-hannibal:

i’m crying

iwannabe-abadguy:

[x]

RDJ is blurring the lines between work and reality again„

graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

thewritershelpers:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

Too fantastic not to reblog. Especially if you love Shakespeare. -H

hippyjamfest:

I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first

omarnorthtower:

some-atoms:

kalycle:

hooruss:

some-atoms:

It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.

self conscious brains aww

brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible

because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong

you might say it’s braingerous  

a brain made the decision to make that joke